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Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

The Bomber: Readers Beware

My family calls me “The Bomber”, not because I’m into explosives, but because I have the first pair of Bausch and Lomb aviator sunglasses ever made, making me look like an air force bombardier pilot. I also love bombing around town in my pickup truck.
They also call me “bomber” because I can be a curmudgeonly […]

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Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Why Lawyers Are Safe

The safest profession some say is a lawyer. This is for many reasons; one reason for instance is that everyone hates lawyers, I do not know why, they just do, ask anyone about these professional parasites which do nothing for society and are like an over all tax on civilization. You see one reason why […]

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Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Go for a new house with bkr mortgage, 414537 euro in 48 hours

And of course, each loan and each borrower are different. Brokers work with many mortgage bankers and, as a result, can sometimes find slightly more competitive rates 10 percent perhaps lower but dealing directly with a mortgage banker can move a loan along more quickly. Credibility, dependability, and longevity in the home lending business are […]

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Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Basketball For Short People: Basket To Be Lowered

Since the 1950s, when short but fast players had a chance of making it onto a professional court - such as the legendary Bob Cousy of the Boston Celtics, known for startling innovations like dribbling and passing behind the back - the sport has been dominated by ever taller athletes, starting with the arrival of […]

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Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Granny Tours Brothel with a Coupon

Our trip to Nevada for a classic car show was a blast but it turned out to be more than we bargained for. We got together in the campground each day and ate quite a variety of food. One night was Dutch Oven cooking. Another night was fried chicken night and there […]

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Friday, November 14th, 2008

You Know You’re Watching Too Much TV When …

…you wear an ESPN tee shirt to work or carry an extra copy of the TV Guide in
your glove compartment. But first, a word from our sponsor.
Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against television. After all, I’m a baby
boomer that grew up with “Leave It To Beaver” and “Gunsmoke.” As a […]

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Friday, November 14th, 2008

You Won’t Find Sesame Street on MapQuest

Sesame Street must exist in an alternate universe. I recently asked a fellow, “Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street, where the air is sweet?” He gazed at me rather curiously and quickly walked away. I searched today, but couldn’t find Sesame Street on Google Earth or MapQuest. I […]

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Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Airport Delays

The time you spend at an airport could cut days off your vacation.
This is the time of year when many people interrupt their busy lives to get away from it all. Some call it a vacation. Others call it “ten days at the airport.” The airlines don’t care what you call it as long as […]

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Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Write, Publish and Market a Book with No Out-of-Pocket Money

Title: Write, Publish and Market a Book with No Out-of-Pocket MoneyAuthor: Kathleen GageEmail: kathleen@turningpointpresents.com Word Count: 1,819Copyright: © 2005 by Kathleen GageWeb Address: www.kathleengage.com
Publishing Guidelines: You may publish my article in your newsletter, on your web site, or in your print publication provided you include the resource box at the end. Notification would be […]

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Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Put Down That pencil

You’re surrounded, commanded the booming metallic voice from outside. Give yourself up!
The occupant inside the barricaded room defiantly replies, I’m not giving up!
Moments later a squad a black uniformed men in combat boots burst into the room amid a shower of splinters. The remnants of the door lay in pieces under their feet. Every man’s […]